When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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