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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Enough Madness Stupid Touch
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Ability Acting Character Person
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Alcohol Amendment Bear Funny Humour
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Alone Associate Hate People Self Love Surround Toxic Yourself
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Children Development-q Extraordinary Greatness Human Sense Wonder

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

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