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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Robin Williams

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cope Drug People Reality
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Break Deep Love
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Broken Heart Deep Lost Love Pain Possible Yourself
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Dreams Freedom Inspirational Men True
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

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