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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

Robin Williams

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Business Entrepreneur Failure Giving Motivational Shame Shot
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Apartment Country Party
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Gentlemen Learning Love Music
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Acting Comedy One Liner Optimism
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Couple Each Other Perfection Relationship She
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Action Animation Especially Job Love Music
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Dreams Freedom Inspirational Men True
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Deep Hide Mask Smile Wear

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