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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

Robin Williams

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Apartment Country Party
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Bone Life Suck
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Cope Drug People Reality
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Attitude Follow Heart Inspirational Rule
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Amazing Believe Especially Love Precious Wonderful
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole

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