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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams

Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Finding Key Life Man Self Reliance Vigour
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Human Member Poetry Race Reading Writing
There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Caution Dare Man Mature Time Understand Wise
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Healing Inspirational Window
To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Adventure Afventure Awful Inspirational Live
Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Blink Death Exception Time
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny

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