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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.

Robin Williams

If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Apartment Country Party
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Madness Philosophy
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Addiction Laughter Probable Truth
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Alcohol Character Quick Standard Violence

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