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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Reality: What a concept!
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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