I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEven mistakes can be wonderful.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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