Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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More Robin Williams Quotes
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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