Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Reality: What a concept!
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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