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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

Robin Williams

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Depression Permanent Problem Remember Solution Suicide
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Action Animation Especially Job Love Music
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Business Entrepreneur Failure Giving Motivational Shame Shot
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Break Deep Love
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Beginning Boy Finding Strive Voice
You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Charge Ego Inspirational Lock Muse
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want

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