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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

Robin Williams

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Ability Acting Character Person
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Depression Permanent Problem Remember Solution Suicide
You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Charge Ego Inspirational Lock Muse
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Change Entrepreneur Ideas Inspirational People World
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny

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