Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSelf-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
ROBIN WILLIAMSEveryone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWe don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
ROBIN WILLIAMSActing is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBut only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNever pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAll you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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