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Robin Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Enough Madness Stupid Touch
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Deep Done Fear Happen Healing Inspirational Let Go
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Couple Each Other Perfection Relationship She
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Alone Associate Hate People Self Love Surround Toxic Yourself
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Disease Guarrantee Outcome Person Philosophy Treatment Win
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used
Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Done Immediate Live Personal Politics Ugly
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Heartbeat Heaven Human Life Positive
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking

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