Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Reality: What a concept!
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