Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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