Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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