Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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