Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDeath – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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