The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSGentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Reality: What a concept!
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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