After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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