We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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