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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Robin Williams

But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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Certain Comedy Funny
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Caution Dare Man Mature Time Understand Wise
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Inspirational Right Wrong
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Ability Acting Character Person
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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Body Design Human Science Toxic Waste
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship
You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Break Deep Love
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Business Inspirational Mistake One Liner Wonderful
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Adventure Afventure Awful Inspirational Live

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