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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Robin Williams

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Cycle Favourite Meditation Ride
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Alcohol Amendment Bear Funny Humour
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Madness Philosophy
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Battle Fight Kindness Life Meet Relationship
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Funny Marriage Wife Wine Women
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady

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