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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Robin Williams

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Freedom Greatness Inspirational Let Go Magic Treasure World
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Children Existence Loneliness
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Alone Associate Hate People Self Love Surround Toxic Yourself
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Baseball Cricket
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used
Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Blink Death Exception Time
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Attitude Follow Heart Inspirational Rule
If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Addiction Appreciate Battle Family Friendship Human Precious Shape Value

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