Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
ROALD DAHLNo book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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If you are good life is good.
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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