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If I’m hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, ‘Hey, why don’t you go downstairs and start a new novel?’
NICK CAVE

Hey Kids Wife
I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, “Listen to this!”
BARRY HANNAH

Inspiration Listen Love Say Wife
Of all hatreds that the world produces, a wife’s hatred for her husband, when she does hate him, is the strongest.
ANTHONY TROLLOPE

Hate Hatred Husband Produce Strongest Wife World
My sons and their wives landed on Mars to start another race.
JIMI HENDRIX

Race Son Space Start Wife
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Again Boyfriend Broke Her Marriage Trock Up Wife
Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
AL MCGUIRE

Dominate Fan Home Obnoxious Wife
My wife’s trying to get me into yoga, and it’s gonna take me a while, but eventually I’m gonna have to.
JASON MOMOA

Eventually Get Gonna Into Me Take Type Wife Yoga
I’m not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules.
KATHERINE HEIGL

Break Goodness Myself Rule Wife
If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
HANS KUNG

Children Choice Marriage Option Priest Result Satisfaction Temptation Wife
I picked up a pair of skimpy underwear. I looked at my wife and said: “When you gonna wear these for me?” She goes, “I can’t. They’re your daughter’s.” “Aaaaaaahhhhhh! No, No, No!” There was nothing to them! The how-to-wash tag was the biggest piece of cloth on there.
BILL ENGVALL

Daughter Goes No Pick Puts Wife
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.
AARON SPELLING

Bad Care Much One Thing Too Much Wife
An amateur artist is one who works all week at something else so he can paint on Saturday and Sunday. A professional artist is one whose wife works so he can paint all the time.
BEN SHAHN

Saturday Something Time Wife Work
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
BILLY SUNDAY

Marriage Trying Wife
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGET

Diapers Saint Wife
I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don’t. I have attachments to my wife and kids – and about 20 pieces of art.
ABY ROSEN

Art Attach Attachment Kid Party Wife
My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of the industrial age, in which you are an appendage of a machine that sets the pace.
ALVIN TOFFLER

Criticism Wife Years
Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
BILL HICKS

Candy Kids Look Mister Rocks Wife
Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.
BILLY SUNDAY

Character People Wife
I think my wife puts up with me ’cause I try. I think that’s all any guy can do is just try. That’s right! ‘Cause we ain’t never gunna get it. ‘Cause as soon as we get close you ladies change it. It’s like this memo goes out, ‘they’re getting close, change it, change it!’
BILL ENGVALL

Change Guy Ladies Thinking Wife
An ametuer is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
BEN SHAHN

Artist Jobs Wife
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties…welcome to my world.
BILL ENGVALL

Repeating Stupid Ties Wife
A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words.
ALAN BECK

Become Eye Girl Know Open Sweetest Wide Wife Word
I try to be a good shiksa wife. I go to Central Synagogue in New York.
DREW BARRYMORE

Country People Trying Wife
I told my wife I’m afraid to go back to the doctor because I’m afraid they’re going to look at you and say: ‘ma’am, just sell him for parts. It’s like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.
BILL ENGVALL

Car Doctors Old Sell Wife
Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife?
BETTY SMITH

Mother Son Wife
Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.
RUSSELL SIMMONS

Lasts Wife Years
People who are so dreadfully “devoted” to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people’s wives as well.
JANE WELSH CARLYLE

Devotion Habit People Wife

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