Kid Quotes

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.

I had a lot of hurts and confusions. You know, it’s hard when you’re a kid to be different. You’re all full of things, and you don’t know that it’s about.

Having a kid made me realize, “I have to take care of this kid, but I can’t have the luxury of dropping everything in the world and spending every waking moment with him. I’ve got to work.”

For me as an actor, there’s only so many things I can do, and this is a way, through a film, to teach and hopefully get the message out to young kids.

I watched so many movies when I was a kid, and I’d watch them over and over.

I really love sharing my gift with others.

I’m really proud, just seeing a lot of the kids that have been inspired by me.

Many kids, it seemed, would find out that their parents were flawed, messed-up people later in life, and I didn’t appreciate getting to know it all so strong and early.