Kid Quotes

I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I had a lot of hurts and confusions. You know, it’s hard when you’re a kid to be different. You’re all full of things, and you don’t know that it’s about.

Having a kid made me realize, “I have to take care of this kid, but I can’t have the luxury of dropping everything in the world and spending every waking moment with him. I’ve got to work.”

For me as an actor, there’s only so many things I can do, and this is a way, through a film, to teach and hopefully get the message out to young kids.

I watched so many movies when I was a kid, and I’d watch them over and over.

I really love sharing my gift with others.

Every kid has a bug period… I never grew out of mine.

Whether I’m running on the beach without my shirt or whether I’m going out with my kids or going to church or going out to dinner.