Kid Quotes

That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

I’ve never been part of anything so great as those three kids.

When I was kid, I remember playing ‘Vogue’ by Madonna over and over and over again.

I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there.

I like every girl. Every kind of girl that there is, I like.

I’m still that kid who’s living his dream and I’m just having fun.

I do think it’s getting more and more rare in this country to raise a kid with the attitude that creativity is something valuable.

I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,

Of all the unexpected things in contemporary literature, this is among the oddest: that kids have an inordinate appetite for very long, very tricky, very strange books about places that don’t exist…

I also want [my kids] to always feel confident and free to be themselves.