Kid Quotes

When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn’t leave until they’re 20.

My own childhood showed me that when it comes to loving your kids, concepts like that don’t apply.

If you decide you want to change your life around, it doesn’t matter where you came from, what you did.

When I was maybe 5 or 6 years old, the neighborhood girls would sit on the stoop and sing. I was known as the kid who had a good voice and no father.

When Courtney’s mother and I first separated I tried to be Disney Dad, showering her with gifts, trips and then I snapped out of it.

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave.

I want to be a child doctor. A pediatry… how do you call it, pediatrician? Do I like kids? No, not really.

[Oscar Wilde’s Salome screenplay] is not autobiographical in a sense where you go to my house and see my kids and stuff like that, but that’s why I guess it’s semi-autobiographical.

We always reference kids but very rarely ask their opinion.

Parents are often at fault, but the kids have some work to do, too.