You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave.
AL MURRAY
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Al Murray32 quotes“You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave.”
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Al MurrayAl Murray When I showed an interest in drumming, he showed me how to mummy-daddy roll and that set me up for a bit.
Al MurrayAl Murray I love playing. In lots of ways, I think having been able to carry on playing purely out of love rather than having to do it for a living means I still love the drums.
Al MurrayAl Murray We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.
Al MurrayAl Murray In the world of comedy, there’s this: “If it’s going badly, get off. If it’s going well, get off”. You can’t argue with that either.
Al MurrayAl Murray I’m a natural born show off. I love performing, and at school we had a really good music scene and an even better drama scene.
Al MurrayAl Murray When I got to university, I played in bands and did sketch stuff and it was always about coming up with material, which is why I never really practised and have no chops!!
Al MurrayAl Murray I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.
Al MurrayAl Murray And to be honest, it’s all about the sound, the noise, the rattle and hum. Who wouldn’t want to make a fantastic noise with drums and cymbals?!
Al MurrayAl Murray I think it’s really easy to forget that – I’d sooner play something musical than flash, and as I can’t play anything flash.
Al MurrayAl Murray I try to be musical. Drums can set a mood, create an impression, as much as anything else.
Al MurrayAl Murray My mum had a cousin that had played when he was younger.
Al MurrayAl Murray PimpCo is a little business I’ve got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke.
Al MurrayAl Murray Actually, when you’re doing something you love, even when you’re busy and it’s hectic you don’t feel the need to relax.
Al MurrayAl Murray Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said “chance favours the prepared mind”, which is a posh way of saying ‘do your homework’, but it’s an excellent piece of advice.
Al MurrayAl Murray Music is endlessly fascinating.
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