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Humor Quotes
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Short humor quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
Humor is the foundation of reconciliation.
St Francis De SalesSt Francis De Sales Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
William Howard TaftWilliam Howard Taft For doing comedy, a sense of humor is a must!
Deepika PadukoneDeepika Padukone People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour.
Paloma FaithPaloma Faith Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Good-humor will even go so far as often to supply the lack of wit.
Henry FieldingHenry Fielding I type a 101 words a minute. But it’s in my own language.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg And that is how time heals, not by erasing but by blurring all the memories.
VesmirVesmir Let me follow my dream. Let me follow my queen.
Moses AlexanderMoses Alexander Be kind to yourself, the way you would be to someone you love.
Courtney PeppernellCourtney Peppernell We need to surrender ourselves to the water before we can climb the spiral ladder.
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn You gave me the courage to rise but my darling robin why did you fly leaving me behind these four walls all alone?
Ophelia ScarlettOphelia Scarlett Giving up your dreams is easy, but ask yourself is it really easy to live without dreams?
Sania AbbasSania Abbas