Frank Zappa Quotes

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!