What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides. BRENDAN BEHAN DifferencesHistoryMen
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. BRENDAN BEHAN BeerSummerWinter
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. BRENDAN BEHAN CountryDublinIrishLifePeople
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living. BRENDAN BEHAN CostGeneralLivingMindWar
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. BRENDAN BEHAN FunnyMarriageSexy