Abigail Van Buren Quotes

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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Awfully Grow Inspirational Kid Motivational Relationship Suicide
It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Advice Commentary Dad Inspiring Mom Sad Seek
Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Alone Being Feeling Loneliness Lonely Poverty Ultimate
Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Automatic Inspirational Nothing True Wine Wisdom Wrinkle
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Ash Fighting Fire Get
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Faster Forbidden Fruit Risk Spoil Sweeter Taste
It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Dirt Impossible Impossible. Someone Little Yourself
The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Friendship Less Life Listen Love More Talk
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Children Family Inspirational Money Success
There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Create End Mischief Misery Understand
A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Bad Disappear Habit Inspirational Miraculously Undo
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Giving Golfer Lose never Prepare Ultimatum Unless
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Advise Anyone Married War
It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Abuse Animal Death Defense Mutilation People Subject Unconscionable
A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Church Hospital Museum Religion Sinner
Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Called Family Humorous Miscalculate Mother Women
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Dangerous Education Funny Ignorance Learning True
Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Bridge Disappointment Enable Gap Women
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Girl Hat Kissing Moose Need Power Prove Stronger

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