In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
QUENTIN CRISPNothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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People say to me, “When did you come out?” But I was never in! When I was about six, I was swanning around the house in clothes that belonged to my mother and my grandmother which I’d found in an attic, saying, “I am a beautiful princess!”
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When I was young, we thought that Oscar Wilde was a great nobleman who had thrown his life away for love. Nothing could be less true. He slept with East Enders who were procured for him by Lord Alfred Douglas.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn’t give enough.
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The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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