Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
QUENTIN CRISPThe consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Abatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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And were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man’s soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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I recommend limiting one’s involvement in other people’s lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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