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Prince Philip

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
PRINCE PHILIP

Always Ignorance People Same Young
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
PRINCE PHILIP

Confess Interest Leisure Man Money Poor
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
PRINCE PHILIP

Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Capable People Time
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aviod Favorite School Subject Unnecessary Work
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
PRINCE PHILIP

Complain Leisure Unemployment
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
PRINCE PHILIP

Advise Concern Dignity Horse
Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
PRINCE PHILIP

Growth Human Population Probable Serious Survival Threat
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
PRINCE PHILIP

Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife
It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach

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