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Prince Philip

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Notice Subject Talk
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
PRINCE PHILIP

Always Ignorance People Same Young
British women can’t cook.
PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
PRINCE PHILIP

Earth Level Population Return
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Toxic
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
PRINCE PHILIP

Experience Government People World
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
PRINCE PHILIP

Advise Concern Dignity Horse
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
PRINCE PHILIP

Fitness Weight Loss
I can’t remember names and things.
PRINCE PHILIP

Forget Name Remember
It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife

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