Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
P. J. O'ROURKESome people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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