Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
P. J. O'ROURKELike most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
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Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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