Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'ROURKEThere is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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The idea of a stag hunt evokes chivalry – knights in jerkins and hose, ladies on sidesaddles with wimples and billowing dresses, a white stag symbolizing something-or-other, and Robin Hood getting in the way. An actual stag hunt is more like a horseback meeting of a county planning commission.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, ‘But doesn’t it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn’t it be set in New Guinea?’ And you say, ‘But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.’
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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