When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
P. J. O'ROURKEThere is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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The minute somebody joins a committee… they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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There is only one thing that gives me hope as a Republican, and that is the Democrats. It’s going to be hard to do a worse job running American than the Republicans have, but if anybody can do it, it’s the Democrats.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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