Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
P. J. O'ROURKE
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P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
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