Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
P. J. O'ROURKEWhy do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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I’m too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom’s earring in his tongue, who combs his hair with Redi-Whip and has an Ani DiFranco tattoo on his shin, come show me how a computer works.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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Rich people don’t like to be in the military. The shoes are ugly and the uniforms itch. Rich people don’t go in much for revolution or terrorism, either.
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