There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
NORM MACDONALDA readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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