Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
NORM MACDONALDA readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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