We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINThe best mind-altering drug is the truth.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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