When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLINThe best mind-altering drug is the truth.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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