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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry

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