I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLINThe best mind-altering drug is the truth.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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