I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
LILY TOMLINThe larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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