If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
LILY TOMLINThe larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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