Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
LILY TOMLINThe larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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