Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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