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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself

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