Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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