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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.

Lily Tomlin

If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
LILY TOMLIN

Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
LILY TOMLIN

Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion

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