If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINMaybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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