Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLINWhy isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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