You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLINWhy isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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