Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
LILY TOMLINWhy isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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