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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.

Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLIN

Home Myself Teacher Thinking
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk

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