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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.

Lily Tomlin

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself

I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.

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