Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
LILY TOMLINI think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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