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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.

Lily Tomlin

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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