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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLIN

Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
LILY TOMLIN

Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
LILY TOMLIN

Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

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