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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

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