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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

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