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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful

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