Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
LILY TOMLINLanguage was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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