I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
LILY TOMLINLanguage was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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