Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLINThere will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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