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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.

Lily Tomlin

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN

Hard Time Struggle Worst
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret

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