We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLINThere will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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