If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
LILY TOMLINThere will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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