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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.

Lily Tomlin

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember

There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.

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