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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.

Lily Tomlin

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN

Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.

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