I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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