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Lily Tomlin

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLIN

End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success

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