Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARDLet’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARDBaptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.
LEWIS GRIZZARDYankees don’t understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
LEWIS GRIZZARDInstead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI’d much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARDToday’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThey tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
LEWIS GRIZZARDWhen My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
LEWIS GRIZZARDI came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
LEWIS GRIZZARDKinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s no such thing as being too Southern.
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