Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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