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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.

Joseph Heller

All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Book Conflict Deal Fashion Opinion Rude Subject
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Enough Expensive Peace War
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Deal Greatness Important Work
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Goodness History Moral Teaching
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little

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