Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLERAnything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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