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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Joseph Heller

I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Miracle Time
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
JOSEPH HELLER

Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
JOSEPH HELLER

Enemy Kill War
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
JOSEPH HELLER

Rain Wet
Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLER

Contagious Insane One Liner
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLER

Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
JOSEPH HELLER

Disagree Objective Urge
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
JOSEPH HELLER

Attempt Die Forever Live Man
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Country Crazy Executive Scare
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
JOSEPH HELLER

Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
JOSEPH HELLER

Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
JOSEPH HELLER

Freedom Live Strong
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLER

Drive Live Packet
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLER

Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
JOSEPH HELLER

Lack Self Made Success
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Die Old

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