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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Joseph Heller

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Ideas Life Novel Writing
While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Deal Greatness Important Work
I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Imagination Mercy Process Understand
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote

Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

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