You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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