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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody

Joseph Heller

While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Deal Greatness Important Work
For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Enough Expensive Peace War
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Enemy Kill War
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge

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