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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.

Joseph Heller

History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Drive Live Packet
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Country Dare Exercise Freedom Independence Traditonal
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want

All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.

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